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Subject: 90 Year Old
A 90-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 90-year-old said
"Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20
year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about
that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began:
"I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and
Never misses a season. One day when he was setting off hunting, he was in
A bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead
Of his gun. As he neared a lake he came across a very large male beaver
sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home
and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature, but out of habit he
raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favourite hunting
rifle and went bang, bang'. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver
fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
The 90-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a
couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied........... "My point exactly."
Thread created: 26-Jun-2007 09:37:37
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Dave Mac says ...