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Dave Mac says ...

Subject: Scouser looking for a job
A scouser walks into the local job centre, marches straight up to
the counter and says,
"Awwriiiight Lah... you know, I just HATE being on benefit, I'd
really rather "ave a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to
drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected
to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her
sexual urges.
You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting
salary is £200,000 a year".
The scouser says, "You're bullsh!ttin' me!"
Social worker says, "Yeah, well, you f*cking started it."

Thread created: 03-Sep-2007 12:05:50

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