Subject: Pay Your Bills
Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts. Malcolm the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.
One day Malcolm revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Malcolm to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it.
Without pause Malcolm readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.
Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch; and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Malcolm would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
The King quickly summoned Malcolm. Horatio then slipped Malcolm the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Malcolm worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Malcolm left satisfied and hailed as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Malcolm found Horatio demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Malcolm couldn't have cared less; and, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King, with a laugh told him to f*** off.
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Malcolm.
The moral of the story - Pay your bills
Thread created: 20-Aug-2007 13:06:00